【2011·甘肅白銀平川學(xué)校模擬】
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Recently my wife and I, along with a travel companion, were in the tiny town of Battambang in the central Cambodia. We hired a guide to take us up the river to our next destination at Siem Reap. This was to a six-hour trip followed by crossing Lake Sap, the largest lake in central Asia. Battambang is an extremely poor area, and our means of transportation was a very small, old boat not much larger than the three of us. With six bags tied to the front part of the boat, three travelers, and the boatman, I figured we were overloaded by at least a ton. We frequently had seen four or five people on a single motorbike, so no one but us was concerned about our weight. We had been on the water only a few minutes when our pilot made for shore and jumped from our boat to another. Our guide said not to worry; he would only be a minute. He added, “We need to pick up live chickens for their legs.” My wife and I exchanged glances. We are pretty open-minded, especially when traveling in a third-world country. It was obviously there was little room in our tiny vessel for chickens. If we had to take them along, we were willing to hold them on our legs—there was no place else to put them. The thought even occurred to me that perhaps the chickens were needed if the boat’s tiny engine stopped in the middle of nowhere. I had a vision of us holding them over the side of the boat while their tiny legs paddled away, guiding us to safety. After all, our guide had said we needed them for their legs. We continued to make many jokes about live chickens drawing us to shore if the boat turned over and we were about eating them if we were left on a wild island. Meanwhile our guide just gave us a puzzled look. Finally my wife turned to him and asked, “How many chickens are we taking?” At first he seemed totally surprised, and then a large smile spread over his face. He bent over and began to laugh uncontrollably. My wife turned to me and said, “I’m glad he finds the thought of us holding chickens on our legs for six hours so funny.” When he finished laughing, he looked at us and pronounced every word clearly and loudly, “No live chickens! I said, ‘We need life jackets for the lake!’” It took a moment for this to sink in, and then we all had a good laugh.
Whenever we made eye contact, our guide would laugh, shake his head and say: “Americans, so funny.”
41. The funny story happened ___________.
A. in the tiny town of Battambang
B. on a motorbike
C. on a small and old boat
D. on a wild island
42. The pilot left their boat to ___________.
A. pick live chickens
B. pick up life jackets
C. make room for live chickens
D. make the boat weigh less
43. Which of the following events truly happened?
A. The couple held the chickens on their legs
B. The chickens’ legs paddled the boat guiding them to safety
C. They ate the chickens while they were left on the wild island
D. They made many jokes about live chickens
44. The guide bent over and laughed uncontrollably because ___________.
A. he suddenly knew what the misunderstanding was
B. he found their thought of holding chickens on their legs funny
C. he thought the American couple were funny
D. they landed safely
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